Saturday, 30 April 2016

33rd JOKE OF THE WEEK: coins in my pocket.


A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."


The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"



The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."


DO YOU REMEMBER?

Saturday, 23 April 2016

32nd JOKE OF THE WEEK .

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?…Nothing.
 He waved.

Monday, 18 April 2016

A.A.U.MAGAZINE

We have finished our last topic. 
This is our magazine! Enjoy it!


Saturday, 16 April 2016

31st JOKE OF THE WEEK : SPELLING

Can you spell eighty in two letters? AT



DO YOU REMEMBER  THE SONG?
SO, TRY ONE MORE TIME!!!

Sunday, 10 April 2016

30th JOKE OF THE WEEK : AN ELEPHANT

It was oral examination in the standard two.
The class teacher asked various questions to the students.
She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
 Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT
 Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
 Tom replied ‘Two Elephants
Teacher asked him the same question.
 Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
 Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
 Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant

  MODAL VERBS

Monday, 4 April 2016

OUR FINAL COUNTDOWN

This is going to be our  last term before summer.
So, we need to work hard and try to improve our English!!!