Showing posts with label A/AN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A/AN. Show all posts

Saturday, 7 April 2018

31st JOKE OF THE WEEK

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COMPUTER THAT SINGS?


A DELL( Adele)

Saturday, 16 September 2017

2nd JOKE OF THE WEEK

Why is the letter "T" like an island?




 Because it's in the middle of "water".

Saturday, 13 May 2017

37th JOKE OF THE WEEK

Which is the favourite computer key of an astronaut?
It is the Spacebar!






Saturday, 5 November 2016

10th JOKE OF THE WEEK

What has to be broken before you can use it? 


     
               WHY DO WE SAY :  IT'S RAINING CATS AND DOGS?





LISTEN TO THE SONG... 

YOU CAN FIND IT IN REKI´S CORNER TOO!!!



 

Saturday, 17 September 2016

3rd JOKE OF THE WEEK

Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."

Student: "A dead bird, sir."





The weekly reading...



Saturday, 18 June 2016

40th JOKE OF THE WEEK : RUBBER DUCKY

Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?
They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive."



 






          LUCKY DUCKLINGS

Sunday, 5 June 2016

38th JOKE OF THE WEEK: ABC...

 What do you call a pig with three eyes? 


 A piiig.

ORMIE THE PIG




What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years? 

 The letter "m".

Move it!


Saturday, 19 December 2015

15th JOKE OF THE WEEK

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a blindfold? 

 
Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
(-------------   SAURUS) 

SOME PEOPLE ARE WEARING BLACK HATS IN THIS VIDEO. 
CAN SAY HOW MANY ???
( You can write your answer in the comments area...)


Saturday, 31 October 2015

8th JOKE OF THE WEEK: MONSTERELLA!!!


What is a goblin’s favourite cheese?
What is it?
(Monster-ella!)
HAPPY HALLOWEEN HAPPY HALLOWEEN HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Saturday, 24 October 2015

7th JOKE OF THE WEEK: LIVING ROOM


What room does a ghost not need?

 A living room!
http://en.ver-taal.com/voc_house1.htm



http://www.learnenglish.de/vocabulary/rooms.html

Where is the living room?

( From :  www.elii.es/eng/)







When do you feel better?
I feel better when I am dancing than when I am  jumping! 
And you?What about you?
Listen to the song  and tell me on Monday!
See you soon!

Tuesday, 13 October 2015

TODAY IS TUESDAY AND 13

Today could be a difficult day.
Remember it's Tuesday and thirteen.
An unlucky day for us.
Did you know that in other parts of the world that day is usually Friday and thirteen?

There are many  superstitions about cats. In some cultures black cats are considered good luck, and in others they are considered bad luck.


 "A black cat that walks in your path is bad luck" is one of many superstitions we have heard and probably the most popular.

Saturday, 10 October 2015

Saturday, 19 September 2015

2nd JOKE OF THE WEEK: SPORTS

What does a bicycle call its dad?

                                     Pop-cycle 


         SPORTS                 
                                                    
                         



Sunday, 12 April 2015

29th JOKE OF THE WEEK: SCHOOL SUBJECTS.

What's a snake's favourite subject at school?

Hissssstory!

http://www.learningchocolate.com/content/school-subjects

 

  

Sunday, 29 March 2015

27th JOKE OF THE WEEK



What kind of book does a rabbit like to read?

(One with a hoppy ending!)
     

Saturday, 28 February 2015

23rd JOKE OF THE WEEK: it's about a hamster.


What do you call a hamster with a top hat?



Look at the hamster!
He is fast!  But... faster than... Who knows!


                   


                 

Which one is ... ?


Saturday, 14 February 2015

21st JOKE OF THE WEEK: Nerea's joke.

 Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
 
So he could loaf* around!

*mass of bread or do nothing.




 

MAGICIAN OR BAKER?
WHAT DO YOU THINK? 




... and the last but not least!!!





Saturday, 7 February 2015

20th JOKE OF THE WEEK

What do you call a well-dressed ant?
 Elegant! 
We dont't have any video with  ants singing. But, instead of ants  we have a video with singer hens.
If you know the song's title  you can write your answer  in our comments area. 

Sunday, 23 November 2014

10th JOKE OF THE WEEK... is 4 U...



What will a bee say when he saw a flower?

Hi honey!

What Makes U Useful!!!

Saturday, 15 November 2014

9th JOKE OF THE WEEK.



What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

                                     A stamp.