Animals in our world .

WHAT DO THEY EAT?

20th JOKE OF THE WEEK

How do you count cows? 

With a cowculator. 

19th JOKE OF THE WEEK

A: I'm in a big trouble!

B: Why is that?

A: I saw a mouse in my house!

B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.

A: I don't have one.

B: Well then, buy one.

A: Can't afford one.

B: I can give you mine if you want.

A: That sounds good.

B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.

A: I don't have any cheese.

B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.

A: I don't have oil.

B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.

A: I don't have bread.

B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!

16th JOKE OF THE WEEK

Why do bees hum? 

Because they don’t know the words.

Funny Anagrams

An anagram is a word, name or phrase formed by rearranging the letters of another, using each original letter only once.

The best anagrams manage to link the new word, name or phrase to the original one in some way, such as when ‘listen’ becomes ‘silent’ or ‘Elvis’ becomes ‘lives’. 

Read on and check out the examples.

A gentleman = Elegant man

Vacation time = I am not active

The eyes = They see

The Detectives = Detect thieves

Dormitory = Dirty room

 

7th JOKE OF THE WEEK: neither

A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog when the dog says,
“I can’t do this. I need water.”
The man says,
“I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says,
“Me neither!” 

The singer's soul is lost...

Where is her soul?

Listen to  it  carefully!

3rd JOKE OF THE WEEK

Teacher: "Name a bird with wings but can't fly."

Student: "A dead bird, sir."

The weekly reading...

2015/2016 school year's last video...

Everybody knows that animals CAN'T SING  ... but look at that!

40th JOKE OF THE WEEK : RUBBER DUCKY

Why do baby chicks say, "Cheep, cheep, cheep"?

They can't say, "Expensive, expensive, expensive."

 

          LUCKY DUCKLINGS

STAYING COOL

30th JOKE OF THE WEEK : AN ELEPHANT

It was oral examination in the standard two.
The class teacher asked various questions to the students.
She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?
 Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
 Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
 Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
 Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
 Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
 Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

  MODAL VERBS

26th JOKE OF THE WEEK

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Kanga

Kanga who?

                                                             Actually, it’s kangaroo!

25th JOKE OF THE WEEK

Why are fish so clever?

Because they are always in schools.

WHERE IS THE CAT?

22nd JOKE OF THE WEEK : plurals & ordinal numbers

"What is the plural of man, Willie?" asked the teacher.
"Men," he answered.

"And, what is the plural of child?"

"Twins" ¿?¿?

MORE ANIMALS...

20th JOKE OF THE WEEK : animals

How do you count a herd of cattle?

 With a cowculator.

FARM ANIMALS

WILD ANIMALS

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT PICTURE?You will have really interesting information about some animals . 

A NEW MAGAZINE

You will have really interesting information about some animals . 

On the other hand you will find information about how plants grow.

I hope you enjoy reading!

YOUNG EXPLORER'S NEW MAGAZINE

I HOPE YOU ENJOY READING!!!

LONG BEAK, SHORT BEAK

33rd JOKE OF THE WEEK

 Why are A's like flowers?

 Because bee's come after them!

31st JOKE OF THE WEEK

Last Friday, a 6th grade B student showed me this joke.
I think that it's going to be a nice joke for this week. 
What do you think? Do you know the answer?
Thank you Gorka!!! 

 

( ILL + EAGLE)